What do those Destiny's Children douches really know about survival? Overcoming multiple member changes to have Daddy orchestrate a coup d'etat for solo spotlight constitutes a struggle movement? Save the hard-boiled bullshit for the next Vibe cover story and let's get real for a sec.

Let it never be said that New Yorkers don't have wills of steel to withstand the unthinkable and the inevitable with our brassiness intact. Is the quagmire that is 33,000 transit workers giving the city the finger a valid reason to abandon our cool detachment in the face of a stress factor of 56 on a 1-10 scale? Are we going to let the mask of vainglorious attitude slip because a chastity belt's been put on all transportation until further notice? Of course not, silly wabbits — and we shall overcome with a sense of humor and sardonic fashion.Enter the slaptastic design created by the lovely folks at BlogNYC. Could truer words be rush printed on a Fruit of the Loom? It is THE hottest holiday present to hit the streets since the Murakami hit Canal Street. Don't just flip off the TWU protesters toasting marshmellows over the prerequisite bonfire clad in Big & Tall castoffs. Let the whole world know you've walked 80 blocks and all you got was this lousy t-shirt.