I've been a bad, bad girl.
I've been careless with a non-updated blog.

It's been a long and unplanned sabbatical from my routine of posting semi-coherent meanderings for an audience of perfect strangers. And as a means to that end, please let this be a thinly veiled mea culpa in saying... my bad. I mean, Jesus Christ...three (!!!) more vacuous award shows already ticked by in my absence with nary a peep of shade throwing and bitchery. Soooo not like me. Haven't been up to par in the physical well-being arena for the past month since I can't shake the environmental crisis of being stuck around perpetual bird flu candidates and coupled with flirting with a complete breakdown working 65-hour weeks (it's that time of year and I'm on my grind hustling like only a BK dweller can), you can imagine that I'm blow torching the candle at both ends something awful.

However, don't cry for me Argentina...the truth is I've still been writing all the while (just not publishing) and a backlog of old shit has finally been picked up where I last left off for your viewing consumption. All I can do is play catch-up and get my snark meter recharged slowly but surely. Holla at ya girl.