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Friday, August 19, 2005

Blood on the dance floor

This time it's personal"Bring it on. You want a dance-off, come on up here. I'll give you a dance-off."Kelly Monaco

I don't know about ya'll, but in my neck of the woods − those are fighting words. If you thought the little soap star that could robbed crowd favorite John O'Hurley of his rightful place as winner of ABC's sleeper summer hit, Dancing With The Stars like I did, get ready because these two are back to settle the score.

This rhythmless hussy tried to be slick by camouflaging her less-than-impressive footwork by keeping the costumes short, the plastic pageant smile aflutter and recruiting every housewife and twitchy queen in General Hospital's fan base to cast their ballots in her favor. She'll have to 1,2 step her way to a repeat win without the help of the clueless judges who by some brain fart awarded three perfect 10's the last time around.

I'm thinking redemption is a-coming and J. Peterman has the lovable moxie to awaken the ghosts of Jennifer Grey's career to pull off a killer paso doble. Olé!

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2 Comments:
Blogger The Humanity Critic commented at 8/20/2005 11:26:00 AM~  

LOL I don't know if anything could awaken Jennifer Grey's career. good post.

Blogger TriniPrincess commented at 8/22/2005 12:43:00 AM~  

Hi Diggs, thanks for stopping through...I owe Will big time for dropping that plug. =)
HC, you mean to tell me "It's Like...You Know" isn't going down in TV history as a sitcom that changed the world? Darn. LOL

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