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Tuesday, August 16, 2005

The artist now known as "Who gives a shit?"

We now interrupt your regularly scheduled programming with this now breaking news story.

Sean Combs has undergone another name change.

The producer/record exec/"rapper"/restaurateur/fashion designer/mogul already known in entertainment circles as Puff Daddy, Puff, Puffy and P. Diddy wants to you call him by his new moniker.


I personally think it doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi of Career Killer, Sample Maestro or Family Court Defendant. Note to woodchuck: pseudonyms aren't chosen, they're given by others. Only losers give themselves nicknames and constantly spin it into something press worthy. Doesn't he have something better to occupy his time? Like hiring a ghost writer to pen another ode to J.Ho, digging up Biggie's remains to auction on eBay or finding new ways to rip off of Russell Simmons (like the stench wafting from the train wreck that is The Bad Boys of Comedy)? The stress of lumping up a girlfriend with no backbone (how's the broken nose healing, Kim Porter?) clearly is putting P. Shitty in an early tailspin of nutty niggum-itis.

link | Shot from the lip by TriniPrincess at 4:05 PM |

Blogger dizeimage commented at 8/17/2005 08:48:00 AM~  

I agree 100% With all that talent, why is he so proud of being a self absorbed jerk.

Blogger Butta commented at 8/17/2005 03:19:00 PM~  

He is such a clown. All these self-imposed nicknames sound more and more stupid. I'm scared to think what's next. P. Dummy has a nice ring to it.

Blogger TriniPrincess commented at 8/17/2005 03:36:00 PM~  

Seriously though, the publicity whoring over a TAG NAME for Crissakes!! Clearly indicative of a man who's losing his relevance with the masses....the time spent on thinking up new variations on "has been" could be put towards fixing those damn beaver teeth of his. He and Keyshia Cole are in dire need of a dental plan. All this bling rockin' and you can't call up Aetna for a checkup? Sheeit.

Blogger Will commented at 8/17/2005 05:32:00 PM~  

Wait a minute... this is all part of his master plan. First, P. Diddy. Now Diddy... soon it's gonna be just "Did" and he will be in the dictionary like he's wanted to be alllll along. Too bad for him it will be in the past tense. LOL

And again, his master plan is to conquer all health issues. First Proactiv, which makes his situation sexy, if you haven't heard. And then the teeth... which, after some adjustments, will make his molars majestic.

Any man that would put hands on a woman... I got no respect whatsoever for him. Punk ass clown is right.

Blogger Michael commented at 8/21/2005 11:25:00 AM~  

Why did he have to come from Howard? :(

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