Monday, August 29, 2005
Heroes in a half shell
Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)Got this in an e-mail from my homie that just moved to H-Town and laughed - HARD - for like 20 minutes straight. Didn't pick up on the Donatello connection before seeing this knee slapper of a Photoshop job.
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
I don't care how many records this cat's pushin now...there's just some things that are absolutes in this world. Mike Jones resembling a steaming pile of Taco Bell-induced diarrhea happens to be one of those certainties in life. And got the nerve to wonder why "back then they didn't want me." You're an ugly motherfucking bastard. Where's the detour in following that logic trail? I wouldn't fuck him with Paris Hilton's snatch.
- Mealone commented at 8/30/2005 06:48:00 PM~
LOL! That is wrong.
- Butta commented at 9/01/2005 04:30:00 PM~
I wouldn't fuck him with Paris Hilton's snatch.
In the immortal words of Chris Tucker from Friday...DAAAAAYUM!!!
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