Just Another Girl On The IRT

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Monday, August 29, 2005

Heroes in a half shell

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens (He's a radical rat!)
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines (That's a fact, Jack!)
Raphael is cool but crude (Gimme a break!)
Michaelangelo is a party dude (Party!)
Got this in an e-mail from my homie that just moved to H-Town and laughed - HARD - for like 20 minutes straight. Didn't pick up on the Donatello connection before seeing this knee slapper of a Photoshop job.

I don't care how many records this cat's pushin now...there's just some things that are absolutes in this world. Mike Jones resembling a steaming pile of Taco Bell-induced diarrhea happens to be one of those certainties in life. And got the nerve to wonder why "back then they didn't want me." You're an ugly motherfucking bastard. Where's the detour in following that logic trail? I wouldn't fuck him with Paris Hilton's snatch.


link | Shot from the lip by TriniPrincess at 12:20 AM |


2 Comments:
Blogger Mealone commented at 8/30/2005 06:48:00 PM~  

LOL! That is wrong.

T-U-R-T-L-E power...

Blogger Butta commented at 9/01/2005 04:30:00 PM~  

I wouldn't fuck him with Paris Hilton's snatch.

In the immortal words of Chris Tucker from Friday...DAAAAAYUM!!!

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