Just Another Girl On The IRT

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Sunday, July 17, 2005

There's a goddamn glitch in the matrix

The time has come for me to pack it in and head for the border because something so bizarre, so unexplainable, so puzzling occurred over the weekend...I had to take a step outside myself to really believe my eyes. I'm thinking I need to coax Mulder & Scully outta retirement because this shit was straight outta The X-Files.

There was my mom jammin' at the stop light after turning onto Flatbush Ave as Wait (The Whisper Song) by the blasted
Ying Yang Twins blared from the midday mix on Power 105. The look of horror that spread across my face was undeniable. It took almost a full 5 minutes to pick my jaw up off the dashboard.


Hhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeenhhhh?!?!
I wondered to myself how appealing the not-ready-for-radio hook of "beat the pussy up" would become if she only knew what these fools were really saying. Being an excommunicated preacher's kid, I've strayed a bit from the kneel and pray routine over the years. However, desperate times require desperate measures.

Hail Mary full of grace
The Lord is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst women,
and blessed is the fruit of thy womb, Jesus.
Holy Mary, Mother of God,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our death.
Amen.


link | Shot from the lip by TriniPrincess at 6:17 PM |


2 Comments:
Blogger Sarcastic Kidd commented at 7/20/2005 12:16:00 AM~  

I'm crackin' up @ the pic from Motormouth. Mama was getting her wait on...lol

Blogger Berry commented at 7/28/2005 06:36:00 PM~  

OMG...that is too funny and that song is tres disgusting!

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