Sunday, March 16, 2008
Saturday night's alright for sniping
Now under fire for blatant pandering, along comes the balancing act of sorts to quell rising criticism. Former cast member Tracy Morgan managed to stay sober long enough to weave racism and government cheese into a home run rebuttal. And hilarity ensued.
"Barack is qualified. Personally, I want to know what qualifies Hillary Clinton to be the next president. Is it because she was married to the president? If that were the case then Robin Givens would be the heavyweight champion of the world. If Hillary's last name wasn't Clinton, she'd be some crazy white lady with too much money and not enough lovin'. That's where I come in. I know women like that, you do not want them on the phone at 3 in the morning. In conclusion, three weeks ago, my girl Tina Fey went on the show, she declared that "bitch is the new black." You know I love you, Tina. You know you're my girl. But I have something to say. Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new president, bitch."Poetic justice flows even better on the playback. Brian Fellows: 1, Liz Lemon: 0.